This movie is a great compilation of the very silliest clips from some of the most awful "bimbo movies" of the past twenty years. It is laughably cheap. The only things added are some subtitles, dubing, and music. Made up from such fine films as "Assault of the Killer Bimbos". They are stringed together to form a "plot" about aliens. Lots of pointless nudity, but it is somewhat well-paced. Stay for the final credits, which the narrator narrates.
Ian AbercrombieDr. Dorn
Adrienne BarbeauDr. Kurtz
Michelle BauerAmanda
Roxanne BlazeXena
Sara Suzanne BrownRena
Troy DonahueDr. Ackerman (archive footage)
Joe EstevezJoe (archive footage)
Morgan FairchildCamella Swales
Bill MaherJim (archive footage)
Elizabeth KaitanLulu
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