
So You Want to Be a Gambler (1948)
In this comedic short, Joe McDoakes experiences the pitfalls of gambling.

In this comedic short, Joe McDoakes experiences the pitfalls of gambling.
George O'HanlonJoe McDoakes
Art GilmoreNarrator (voice)
Douglas FowleyHonest John (uncredited)
Creighton HaleBlackjack Player (uncredited)
Lila LeedsBlonde at Dice Table (uncredited)
Paul PanzerPoker Player (uncredited)
Leo WhiteDrug Store Manager (uncredited)
Clifton YoungHomer (uncredited)
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