Backdrop image for movie I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney

I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney (1993)

A first-time feature-film director (who's also the writer and producer) is casting the lead actress. We meet him talking to his wife about the picture and the process. We meet the actress, Sandy, negotiating with her roommate and talking by phone to her mother. Then, we watch Sandy audition for the director at the call-back session; also attending are the casting director and the production company's sycophants. The wrinkle is that the director is a homicidal misogynist, his wife is tied up and hanging from the ceiling, and Sandy has something in her purse that bodes a rocky future.

  • Comedy
  • Horror

Top billed cast

  • Photo of Jay LacopoJay LacopoThe Director
  • Photo of Karla MontanaKarla MontanaThe Actress / Sandy
  • Photo of Johanna McCloyJohanna McCloyThe Roomate / Martha
  • Photo of Robert KochRobert KochProducer #1
  • Photo of Tommy HinkleyTommy HinkleyProducer #2
  • Photo of Harry VictorHarry VictorProducer #3
  • Photo of Marilyn PitzerMarilyn PitzerCasting Director
  • Photo of Harvey StephensHarvey StephensCasting Assistant
  • Photo of Ellie ValleauEllie ValleauThe Wife
  • Photo of María Dolores Rodríguez García de la PepaMaría Dolores Rodríguez García de la PepaHispanic Actress

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