Comedy about idiotic (the two can't even add 1+1) kidnappers, both played for unknown reasons by Joe Piscopo, who capture two young girls and hold them for ransom. However, in "Home Alone" fashion, the two girls make fools of the two men. The film becomes even sillier as two horses who talk to one another decide to rescue the girls from the kidnappers
Joe PiscopoZike / Spider
Dennis WeaverSheriff PrattLauren EckstromTyler
Rachel CraneKatie
Perry StephensRoger
Kathrin MiddletonCarlaShannon GallantMonica
Ethan EricksonBoyfriend
George FisherDeputy DanielsTim RedwineJustin
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The students of a local school unite in mutiny against their headmaster and two teachers.
When a Hollywood star mysteriously disappears in the middle of filming, the studio sends their fixer to get him back.
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Bank robber Graham Dorsey spends a few hours with beautiful widow Amanda Starbuck, in which time his gang takes part in a disastrous holdup. Learning of his comrades' demise, Dorsey goes on the lam. Believing her short-term lover was killed by the law, Amanda decides to make the most of having had a liaison with the supposedly deceased desperado by writing a book about him. Much to his confusion, the still-living Dorsey watches as his name becomes legendary.
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Hypochondriac Joe Banks finds out he has six months to live, quits his dead end job, musters the courage to ask his co-worker out on a date, and is then hired to jump into a volcano by a mysterious visitor.
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God contacts Junior Congressman Evan Baxter and tells him to build an ark in preparation for a great flood.
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Wicket the Ewok and his friends agree to help two shipwrecked human children, Mace and Cindel, on a quest to find their parents.
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