No era penal... era puñal (2015)
Rosa Melo seeks to form a women's soccer team to win the women's soccer championship, but her players have no knowledge of soccer. So they decide to use their attributes to win the match.
Top billed cast
Alberto RojasPróculo
Roberto 'Puck' MirandaCipriano
Esmeralda CervantesEmma Frodita
Lizeth AlejandraSex Machine Team- Ayda AlvarezGuerreras Team
- Marisol AndalónGuerreras Team
- Clio CamposSex Machine Team
Arianna CondeSecretary- Darleen EscotoGuerreras Team
Maribel FernándezRosa
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